All Dogs Go to Heaven?

A Friend of mine told me something very strange:
Most Humans truly believe there's a place... They go to.... AFTER they die. 
What the WOOF O_o
I asked my (beautiful) aunt, she confirmed it.
 

Dogs share one belief:

EAT, DRINK AND EAT FOR TOMORROW WE DIE

This is it!

Dogs don't believe they go to Heaven.
It's impossiable to understand this life.
Besides, I can't risk loosing any salami,
while thinking on another life.


I don't have the right answer, hell I have no answers,
and I'm also woof scared.
But...
I do have, a little advice to share with you: 

Loose the After Life and You'll find LIFE.

(and a lot of salami...)

WOOF ya LATER