Fatal Error- Pay Back Time

Two months ago, a fatal error was made by my dad or my uncle.
For those who have no clue what the woof I'm talking about, here's a reminder:

Previously on Fatal Error

I stayed true to my promise.


It happened this afternoon.
The house was empty. my dad, aunt and uncle over slept as usual.
It's not the first time I have the whole house for myself,
and, usually it's harmless. (they know I'm too lazy for causing troubles)

But, this time was different.
My grandpa cooked lunch, but he made a terrible mistake:
He didn't kept the food away from me.
For a second I thought I was dreaming. all this food, and I can actually reach it easily,
No begging, no sad face tricks...

Don't hate me just becouse I lived the dream ;)

I finished 1 k"g of Schnitzel, a pot with Potatoes and a stew.
Now, these stew contained Beans and Onions.... ha ha ha
I would never have guessed the result would be so devastated.

So, I waited...

Finally, after two hours they woke up, and other family members came to visit.
I knew they're not deserve to share my dad's and uncle's fate,
but, it was too late to back off. one fart already slipped away...

I entered the room with my cute and innocent face, and I set next to my father,
he deserve to be the closest to the blast lol
10, 9, 8, 7, 6....

For a second I thought maybe I've killed them O_o
but, I heard them chocking and coughing outside the house...

I'm so proud of myself!
I think I should reward myself with the snacks they've left behind :)

WOOF ya LATER

Fatal Error

It was a cold afternoon, I just finished eating lunch and a few salami.
The sun began to fade and so did the sound of children playing outside.
I started to feel sleepy, so I decided to take a nap (first mistake)
close to my father and uncle (second mistake).

Wrong place, Wrong time

And then it happened

I think it happened during my 4th salami dream.
Loud noise and a terrible gas smell woke me up.
I panicked greatly.

But the sound of war was actually the sound of a FART!
Directed straight to my face, with no mercy. as if I’m not there.
what the hell?!
I'll be better off without the sense of smell/hearing.

I started to choke, badly……..
and what seems to be a sleeping dog were actually a fainting dog!

Caught between worlds

I’m trying to find out who’s responsible for the attack, both sides deny.

Conclusion

You’ve made a fatal error.
It’s pay back time. both of you.

to be continued…

WOOF ya LATER